Because the USA is like that popular girl in high school, you know the one that all the boys liked. The one that acted all goody two shoes even though she smoked in the bathroom. She is a lie. People rave about her fashion sense when really they are just happy to see how fabric falls on her body because the clothes are cheap. The other girls try to wear them but the colors run in the wash making them look like homeless rainbow brites. This means that Miss Pretty Face does not wash her clothes. She is dirty.